WHAT KISS MEANS TO A PROFESSOR

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Professors of different subjects define the same
word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of
love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance
between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the
interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of
unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of
two orbicular ors muscles in the state of
contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and
antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it
is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which
the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for
the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the
old.

Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is
spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar
with that term.