Saturday 28 July 2007

HIT JOBS FOR MUNGIKI

Last night i was sending a text message to one of my friends concerning the curse that has become the current lot of MP's and their hunger for money, money and more money.

Actually he told me that he as calling upon the God who killed Cain and burnt Sodom and Gomorrah to come from retirement so that he could practice on this shameless lot that was planning to rob us again.

Another one was so agitated that he called me and said that we needed to either send a suicide bomber to parliament when the lot is busy discussing the bill since they will not miss it, and we will be assured that they will all perish for we can do without about 250 morons to save the lives of 34Million Kenyans! He also came up with another witty suggestion that the men and women need to sterilised to save Kenya from their demented offspring in the years to come. What really made me appreciate the seriousness that the issue has raised and the so called leaders have failed to see coming by sneaking their greed into the Misc Bill is that he went further to suggest a more radical way to rid Kenya of the morass that is the ninth parliament: Since Mungiki is so good at beheading those who fail to comply with their rules, we should commission then to deliver the 210 heads of these thieves and robbers and line them up in Uhuru Park so that they serve as a warning to others who will try to rob the hard earned cash of Kenyan taxpayers.

Rationalising his views, he said, Kenyans dying in Elgon are more than 210, Kenyans displaced by floods are more than 210, Kenyans dying of hunger are more than 210, Kenyans suffering from poverty are more than 210....... If that is the case, cant we do away with the 210 and save 30 million plus Kenyans? He rested his case!

1 comment:

  1. Oh God of all creation,bless this land of 34 million,Rid us of 210 gluttonous pigs in our midst,for they get paid to snore in house proceedings,and never gets enuff quorum to cater for wanjiku's needs,for they are always friends in need and not in deeds,yet wanjiku lacks aspirin in govt hospital as she get billed for wives,concubines and or prostitutes medical bills ULAYA(abroad) with their kids schooling abroad when schools are meant to be free(God,you well know the ratio is 1:50 teacher to pupils where its not so populous)Justice be our shield and defender in Goldenberg and A.Leasing as they vomit on donors shoes.For CDF money isnt worth in their deep pockets,strike them harder Oh Lord till their protruding bellies flattens like the bulldozer on the stalled Bypass project.THIS IS WHAT KIRAITU PREACHED;RAPING ALREADY WILLING WOMAN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
    For the last days are near,let them for a minute MUNGIKI reign on them.THIEVES!thats what they have been all along.
    May we dwell in unity,peace and poverty,and less to attract their greasy hands be found within our borders.In the name of the Lord they MUST GO.
    later gigolo

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