Friday 3 September 2010

Assenting to the Alcohol Bill-2010

Kibaki assented to the Alcohol Control Bill 2010. This legalises all traditional liquor as long as it is packaged hygenically. What this portends is simply a mind-boggling game changer in Alcohol sales in Kenya. Will EABL and Keroche the major beer sellers revert to production of traditional-cheaper liquor? Only time will tell, but opportunities galore.

On the Facebook and Twitter world, hilarious and absurd discussions have emerged on this new craze - Chang'aa Cocktails Names to be found at a pub near you. Some of these are quite innovative but other border on weird.

Here they are:
Slippery Eyes, Blindness on The Beach, Migingo Iced Tea, Kisii Anti-Witch Rum, Blind Mary, Crooked Walker, NyanzaPolitan, Morgue Pop, Single Shot, Famous Cham, Shauri Moyo Gin, Red Eye Shot, Chamnorff, Fire Lighter Graves Dry Gin.......!


And here is the wackiest of them all so far: 


TANGAZO!
Je unauhaba wa stairo za kisasa wakati upo na mwendani wako? Usiwe na hofu-Mama Pima Ent, wagema wa chang'aa maarufu kumi-kumi na kuona-mbee sasa wakutangazia uzinduzi mpya wa chang'aa aina ya Promulga Brandy, Watermelon Ice pamoja na Mututho Gin yenye ladha ya vanilla zisizo pofusha wala kuathiri afya ya uzazi kwa bei nafuu
ON
YO: Usiinywe kabla ya kufunga kamba kwenye magoti.
Sheria na masharti kutumika... [From FACEBOOK.]


Only Kenyans are this creative.

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