With a country having an inflation level shooting towards 2000% and hitting down hard on the political opponents, some European and American Universities have found themselves receiving dossiers urging them to strip Dr. Bob his degrees. But what is really hilarious isn’t the effort being put to strip him off the papers that allow him to do all that appertains to the degrees; rather it’s the retorts coming from none other than his Spokesman.
Typically, Mugabesque. Hear him: “……. Mugabe doesn’t lose sleep over the threats….” Another “…… its not like the President suffers a crisis of achievement, he has seven solid degrees which are more than enough to earn him a living and recognition…..”
Among the Universities being petitioned are Universities of: Edinburgh, Massachusetts, and Michigan State.
Other verbal gem from Bob’s Spokesman: “…… Mugabe has read for seven degrees, he has honorary degrees from Africa, Asia, Eastern Europe America and Europe. Honorary degrees are exactly an unsolicited honors from the give, the President didn’t accost anyone to confer the honors, if anything, the Western Universities improved their profile by associating themselves with the President………”
As hilarious as this may be, this former Africa’s Bread-basket is doing worse than Somalia which hasn’t had a government for more than a decade and half. Reason being that, even with seven degrees, Mugabe is a megalomaniac psychopath.
God Save Zimbabwe.
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